Long time no see my friends! I hope you have all been well. It’s been since May that I sent out a formal newsletter, and since July that I maintained a level of consistent health. I’ve been dealing with some kind of virus (not COVID, trust me, I tested soooo manyyyy timessss) that’s been putting my body through the ringer. This is my fourth time being sick since then! Not only did I fail at hot girl summer, I’m missing out on all the good Fall Fatale vibes. It’s been less than ideal to say the least. I’m feeling a bit better today after the antibiotics have kicked in, so I finally have the energy to write you all after so long. And boy do I have a lot of updates!
I’ll start with the fact that I’ve been able to meet a handful of new sex workers in town, which is just such a blessing. I’ll be offering duos with !! four !! new providers when I’m back on my non-contagious feet; Hannah Loe, Lilliah Arlette, Harli Heartless, and Roxy Vail. Hannah is a very sweet, grounded, and almost tantric muse with a super sexy and volumptuous body. Lilliah is a blonde and petite stunner with a kind demeanor and awesome booty. Harli is a curvy cutie with an even cuter smile, but with a femdom badass edge. Roxy is a super unique goth rocker girl with an equally rockin’ tight body. They’re all linked on my Friends page as well so you can welcome them to the Minneapolis scene and show them how great we are be while I’m recovering! Leijla Foss, an old favorite, is touring Minneapolis more now before she moves to D.C. soon as well, so if you’ve ever wanted to meet her, now is the time.
It’s been a pretty social season when I can get out, which has helped with my sick-bound cabin fever. Some of us Minneapolis gals were also able to get together a couple of times for an end-of-summer beach day as well as a fall bonfire night, which was so special. I’m excited about these social events and the tiny sex worker community beginning to flourish around them. I was able to meet the lovely Molly Lane from Portland when she toured here for the first time, and she was so funny, down to earth, and adorable with her curly blonde hair. I hope she can come back again soon so we can hang out again and I can show her around more.
Those of you who’ve been following me closely may know that I’m also a photographer by trade, and that I’ve been trying to practice my commerical boudoir skills. I’ve been really lucky to do some shoots with some of my new friends, including an awesome shoot with Midwest Kali that served major boho milf meets Vogue, a second with Hannah Loe that had lady boss meets architectural digest vibes (if you can’t imagine what this looks like, just wait until she posts them), and another with Sasha Sunshine in a super colorful apartment that was the perfect blend of absolutely goofy and drop dead gorgeous, much like her personality in the flesh! I also have a shoot with cutie Jamie Madison on the books and am planning two more with Lilliah and Remy Lively. It’s been one of those times when I feel blessed to have a bunch of hot friends ;)
As for content, I have so much new work to share with you all on Onlyfans! The subscriptions and tips on that platform and others are so deeply appreciated, as I’ve only been able to work sporadically for four full months now which, as you can imagine, has taken a bit of a toll on me financially. All the photos on this post are previews of content that has been released on my paid Onlyfans page, including a virtual stripper themed film, a hot yoga teacher film with Leijla Foss, a solo shower sex scene, some pov face riding, some armpit worship, a tragic heartbreak sex appeal dance to Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah, hot mirror fucks, a freak in pearls, me trying to sexy dance to 60’s prom music and laughing at myself instead, an ass focused solo fuck, ballerina fucks, silk pants fucks, a lapdance to Bjork, a psuedo Halloween tassle tease, and a beautiful pillow humping edging film shot on my SLR. As you can see, I give many fucks. I also released a pillowfight selfie set with Leijla Foss, an adorable pro Thomas Elison photoset of me popping bottles in the shower (and it being more comical than sexy), a tramp in 1969 vibes photoshoot, a cute footjob in pink set, new *genuine leather* harness selfies, and a gorgeous film-like pro shoot from my last trip to Chicago with Girl_Girl_Camera. If that doesn’t give you enough reason to spend the $15 to sub, man, I don’t know what will! Additionally, I’m editing a film I shot with Miss Epiphany and the Erawtica team in May as well as a sultry, silly, and slow blowjob film with Rex Whamming. Yes, you read that right, a real video with a dick-having man coming to your screen soon!
Other than that, I’ll be doing the boring pre-winter hybernation while recovering from my illness. I hope I’ll be seeing you all on Onlyfans until I can start working in-person again (hopefully next week if all goes well), at which point I’ll being taking same day bookings for pre-screened clients, which I never do! And for those who pity the sick and want to send me a bowl of virtual soup, a get well card, or an ‘I Miss You,’ you can do so via Venmo @rococoroyalle, Cash App $therococoroyalle, or Amazon GC (mailed to rococoroyalle@pm.me).
I’m missing you all and hope you are well, until we can meet again!
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xoxo
Rococo